1.) When Top Chef has ridiculous sand-based challenges that test how good a cowboy someone is, but are pointless as a real test of someone's cheffery.
2.) Not being able to find the perfect green robe for your Lebowski-fest costume.
3.) The fact that you truly care about your Lebowski-fest costume. Spent $35 you don't have on a wig, care.
4.) Going to a bar only to find out they're playing some game that you DEEPLY don't care about...and all the meatheads who are inexplicably in YOUR bar do.
5.) Already decorating for Halloween.
6.) When the most exciting thing going on in your life is devising a plan to clear up your skin.
7.) When the AdSense on your blog, after being in operation for months, only earns 37 cents a month.
8.) Visting perezhilton so much that your fingers have muscle memory from typing it in and do it when you don't even mean to.
9.) Getting really excited about the series "Glee" only to be totally let down by the crappiness of the show.
10.) The average-looking women who agree to sleep with somewhat famous losers and then tell their story to the tabloids.
Friday, September 18, 2009
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