The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

EXTRACURRICULARS: The In-Public Singer is Worse than Puberty

There are times when I hear a song I know in a store, and my immediate reaction is "AWESOME! I can't believe they're playing Kiss From A Rose!"

Errrr...I mean, playing some kickass song I know. That's what I mean.

Point is, everyone has that moment of recognition on occasion, even that moment of "this is totally one of my FAVES," but that does not mean that I want everyone to sing along en masse. Or even on their own.

I think the worst offender in this category is the "I'm secretly proud of the fact that I know this song" singer, the "of course I know the lyrics of Edith Piaf in french" type, the "but no big whoop, I'm just singing with a massive amount of falsetto because, like, I don't even realize I'm doing it"-er.

I understand a mindless hum, or whistle. It may still grate against every nerve, but I understand it. I do it.

But the "quand il me prend dans ses bras" all on a lilting waver?

Suffice it to say that I'm not impressed.

-Posted by Jilly

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