The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, December 11, 2009

DEBATE TEAM: Are These Things Worse Than Puberty?

1.) The fact that you can earn more in one month of child support from getting pregnant with some rich guy's baby than I expet to earn all year at my job.

2.) When your dinner consists solely of a block of cheese - not the classy kind you buy at Whole Foods, the bodega kind.

3.) Middle-aged man humor.

4.) When you think someone is REALLY happy to see you but then you find out that they actually just screwed up and took too much of their anti-depression medication.

5.) Ugly guys - not just because they are crappy to look at, but also because, if they ever get power, they have a chip on their shoulder about it for the rest of their lives.
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