1.) The - should I take a cab home or walk late at night in the slush? - debate.
2.) Wanting to work holidays because you get paid only for the hours you work so days off mean less money.
3.) The way media outlets do end of the year recaps and you watch those as if they are new and informative somehow.
4.) Girls who have a track record of only dating guys who turn out to be gay.
5.) Being exhausted and ready for bed every night by 11:30pm, even on special occasion nights like New Years Eve.
6.) When you get a preview, via your body's unexplained aches and pains or the flu, of how truly horrible being old will be.
7.) Bloating
8.) Leaving your Christmas decorations up until March because, darnit, those santas make you feel happy.
9.) Babies on airplanes. Yes, even the ones that aren't crying.
10.) Being slightly allergic to an element of your living situation that's fixed.
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Friday, January 1, 2010
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