1.) Going on a diet and realizing that the only thing you can eat now is raw carrots and almonds.
2.) Having the intention of going on a strict healthy diet but instead breaking down after a couple of hours and eating a whole bunch of crap because you have no self-control.
3.) Weighing yourself after you've been going to the gym and realizing that, not only have you not really lost any weight, but you actually might be gaining some.
4.) Small women who date guys that are twice their size. Daddy issues anyone?
5.) Waiting forever to read popular books because you are too cheap to buy copies and you are instead checking them out from the library.
6.) People on the subway who smell funny. And sit next to you.
7.) Bloating.
8.) Seeing the perfect haircut, getting it, and realizing you just spent your weekly salary to look like you sat on the wrong side of a bowl. Stupid wrong-shaped face.
9.) The show "Hoarders."
10.) Secretly wishing you could GO on Hoarders, or a show like it, so that someone would totally makeover your house for free.
Friday, February 5, 2010
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