1.) Friends who contact you to make plans so you plan your day around seeing them and then mysteriously disappear when you were actually supposed to meet up.
2.) Friends who make every conversation about them.
3.) When your message waiting indicator beeps on your cell phone and you get all excited about your message only to see that it's a confirmation that your most recent bill has been paid.
4.) When you're waiting from a really important call about a job or something and you see that you have a call or a message and you get all excited only to realize it's definitely not who you were hoping it would be.
5.) Not knowing basic rules of English grammar even though you were an English major.
6.) Tragically bad haircuts on people who could have otherwise be totally cute.
7.) The decline of Luke Perry's career - there's still a job for you in my heart, Luke!
8.) Knowing that, in a hostage situation or horror movie, you'd be the first to go.
9.) Ominous didgeridoo music.
10.) Ugly child actors - seriously, there are any number of parents willing to prostitute their cute children, why EVER cast the ugly ones?
Friday, February 19, 2010
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