The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

ENGLISH: Getting Rejected at Warp Speed is Worse than Puberty

As a struggling writer, I've had my fair share of rejections. In fact, I've had what I like to believe is significantly MORE than a fair share, but what, in actuality, is likely not anywhere near whatever the cosmos have deemed "fair" for me yet.

Point is, I'm not tying all my hopes to any one piece, or publication, any more.

Moreover, I applaud the use of (by which I mean use-with-followup) online forms. I don't even use paper towels anymore, so the amount of trees that have died just to make sure someone read my pieces weighs on my conscience, and the cost of stamps weighs on my finances. A rough estimate would show somewhere between 1/4 and 1/3 of my writerly write-offs last year as stamps, many of them on self-addressed envelopes that have never flown home.

And of course I value expediency if I intend to send this same piece to some other possible home.

But all that said, "hearing back" from a publication you have propositioned in an hour or less with the same form e-mail you've received every other time? Kind of offensive. Tell me that you already have a piece similar to this from another author, or that some other piece of mine is under consideration, and better, or that for reasons x, y, and z, this just sucked - anything but "despite the evident merit of this piece, it is not a good fit for us."

With turnaround like that, a girl's liable to suspect you of being a bit disingenuous, sirs.

-Posted by Jilly

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