1.) Anything that involves "kid geniuses."
2.) When really good, well-written, thought provoking books just don't hold your interest anymore so you go back to reading the Twilight series.
3.) When the most exciting part of your day is tracking the shipping status of your latest online shoe order.
4.) Ordering clothes and shoes online when you live in NYC with every store imaginable just a subway ride away because you can't be bothered to get up, shower and make it outside.
5.) People who dress really skanky and have huge fake boobs but still talk about what conservative, heavenly Christians they are (Alexis from Real Housewives of Orange County, anyone??).
6.) Having a "type" that pretty much equates to "gay men."
7.) When it's raining sideways...
8.) ...and you actually HAVE to be somewhere
9.) Girls who wear bras that are too small for them, creating quad-boob.
10.) Knowing that quad-boob will get them more guys.
Friday, February 26, 2010
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