I write many, many places. The majority of these are next-to-no-name, either small operations, or so crowded with other writers that my pieces are bound to get a bit buried from time to time, but either way, I have logins galore, passwords aplenty, all of them needing to be accessed from various computers all over town.
Okay, nix that last part - I don't have access to multiple computers. This isn't "Hackers."
Point being, while I am not an "I have just one easy-to-guess" passworder, there is some necessary overlap between some of my minor accounts. I was an English major - I only remember "mood."
So last night, when I received an e-mail from one of these multiple websites, saying that a request had been made to switch the e-mail aligned with the account from mine to "jilligogon@yahoo" - gogon? Come on - I promptly acted on their suggestion that I login to cancel this request.
Except since the business in question sent their confirmation e-mail TO THE REQUESTING ADDRESS, I was already blocked from my account.
Enter: Paranoia.
After a frenzy of coming up with passwords based on what house the moon is in and the square root of Pi and various other things that hopefully weren't too "personal," I settled down somewhat...but I'm still locked out.
Amongst the e-mails this company CAN'T manage to send are ones addressing this problem. How wonderfully ironic.
-Posted by Jilligogon
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Thursday, March 18, 2010
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