The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

SCIENCE: Being Too Lazy to Shower is Worse than Puberty

We've all been there, or at least, I tell myself we've all been there so that I don't feel so personally disgusting when I say that there have been times, okay, many times, where I've just been too lazy to shower.

Sometimes, when I'm tired, and haven't just been to the gym, the motivation leaves me. Sometimes the world can deal with my hair being a little greasy. Sometimes, when I know things are actually bad, but my laziness STILL wins, the world can deal with me having washed just my bangs.

I liken this laziness to the "I really have to pee, but don't want to stand" and "teeth-brushing is hard this late at night" varieties.

Don't worry, I showered today. At least, looking at my bangs, you'd think so.

-Posted by Jilly
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