1.) Seeing a nasty split-end in your hair but not being in a position to do anything about it because you don't have a scissor or because you are in public.
2) Noticing the start of wrinkles and loss of collagen at 25.
3) Spending a small fortune on anti-aging eye care which you already know has no noticeable effect.
4.) Not having had a hair cut in about 6 months because $60 every 6 weeks is too much of a commitment for you.
5.) Knowing that your hair doesn't react well to bangs but being talked in to getting them every 3 years to disastrous results.
6.) Static cling at inappropriate times.
7.) When old men suddenly switch from charming and sweet to creepy.
8.) Being asked what sort of beer you're drinking...at 10:47 AM...at work.
9.) Sorta wishing that your answer to that question wasn't "iced tea."
10.) The fact that Blossom clothes are apparently "trendy" once again.
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Friday, April 16, 2010
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