The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Thursday, April 15, 2010

SCIENCE: Having a Black Thumb is Worse than Puberty

I'm a big fan of the local-eating movement - not only do you get a gold star for the environment (which is no small gain for a woman who has given up paper towels, a loss I feel deeply every time one of my cats pukes), but the food always just tastes better.

Which is why it pains me so deeply when I consistently kill my tomatoes and rosemary, run off to the store to buy and plant fresh basil just to watch it immediately wither and die, receive healthy plants from friends and somehow reflect on our relationship by sucking all life from them.

I try, I read the online literature, I water regularly, and then, if things go south, less regularly, in efforts to grow my own...

...and I always fail.

Local eating will still taste great when I pick it up from the store...but my bank account will be so much less tasty.

-Posted by Jilly

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