Very few people are blessed with a combination of youth, wealth, attractiveness, with a good figure and the interest of millions in each of their little actions to boot. Horrifyingly enough, Heidi Montag is one of those people.
And look what she did with it.
I'd say the result is "Barbie" but only in its plastic appearance - while her face in complete repose may somewhat resemble the doll in question, what's more striking about the side-by-side comparison is that the pair in fact have equal facial mobility.
I understand the pressures of living under a microscope, or at least, as no one cares what I do, I understand that there would BE a lot of pressures to doing that.
But which one of them makes you need a triple-D cup? And exactly which pressure is giving "mini brow lifts" to 23 year olds?
At some point, long, long ago, I thought I was vaguely jealous of the Hills spawn - what, because these people are raised incredibly wealthy in families that can buy great internships, they deserve a show?
I learned my lesson. Unfortunately for her face, long before Heidi learned hers.
-Posted by Jilly
The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life
According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:
WORSE THAN PUBERTY
Thursday, April 29, 2010
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