1.) Trying to steal the internet connection from a Bolt bus that is riding along side you while you sit in your Fung Wah headed non-stop to Chinatown.
2.) The fact that the only thing to eat along any US roadway is McDonalds.
3.) When you run into someone you recognize but were never actually friends with and you have to force conversation.
4.) Running into someone while eating something kind of embarrassing that is probably all over your teeth.
5.) People who think they are successful on the grounds that they married someone rich.
6.) Knowing that, at least insofar as "happiness with your life," those people are right.
7.) Allergies
8.) Using your days off to catch up on your Netflix instant queue.
9.) Book deals for marginally funny internet phenomenons.
10.) Being more invested in "The Tudors" than your currently lame life.
Friday, April 30, 2010
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