The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

SCIENCE: Being Afraid of your Water is Worse than Puberty

For those of you living under a rock, this past weekend Boston was thrown back to 1893 by a massive water-main burst.

Long story short, Boston proper and at least 20 of the surrounding suburbs, all served by water that flowed through the exploded main, were told to use only boiled water for drinking, handwashing, food-washing, dishwashing, and just about everything else.

For some reason, showering was A-okay, as long as you closed your eyes. Yeah - let's not question that.

So, morally opposed to buying 75 individual bottled waters, as all stores were out of gallon-jug varieties, I dutifully boiled.

And boiled.

And boiled.

And yet, even though I went long over the recommended 1-minute of bubbling required for safety, and even though I'm not a particularly paranoid person regarding food issues, I still felt unclean about the whole affair.

Chalk it up to bathing in what may be poo-infected streams.

This morning the city said we're good to go, so, against my natural(ist) impulses, I ran all the taps for 15 minutes straight, fully cleansing the foul, foul pipes.

Thank god I live in my time - if this was hard on me, imagine what chamber pots would have been like.

-Posted by Jilly

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