The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, June 11, 2010

DEBATE TEAM: Are these things worse than puberty?

1.) Getting one of those enormous flies in your house during the summer that you can't get to leave and just buzzes loudly around the room incessantly.

2.) Being so hot during the summer that you start sweating immediately after taking a shower.

3.) Waking up in a panic and thinking that you forgot to set your alarm for work when it's actually your day off.

4.) Waking up peacefully and thinking it's a day off only to realize you have work.

5.) Days when you have to work.

6.) Everything about TGI Friday's

7.) Actually EATING TGI Friday's

8.) Knowing your pet hates you

9.) Becoming some weird inter-species version of that pubescent kid who tries WAY too hard to get the cool kids to like him in your effort to overturn your pet's hatred of you

10.) Spray Cheese
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