The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, June 18, 2010

DEBATE TEAM: Are these things worse than puberty?

1.) Meals made of the last 3 random ingredients in your pantry because you are too lazy to go to the supermarket.

2.) Disgusting dishes you made after being inspired by Top Chef only to realize you are not qualified to do anything in the kitchen but occasionally operate the microwave.

3.) Not knowing how to spell basic words.

4.) Not knowing how to spell basic words even though you majored in English.

5.) Shirts with any kind of written message on them.

6.) Playing Mah-Jongg on your computer

7.) Losing Mah-Jongg to your computer

8.) Cramps

9.) Having a black thumb (re: plants)

10.) Literally, having a black thumb. Shouldn't you see a doctor about that?


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