The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Thursday, June 17, 2010

MATH: Just Missing the [BLANK] is Worse than Puberty

Last night I went out for dinner with a friend. We had some interest in hitting up a movie, but decided not to rush just to make it.

As it turned out, credit cards were replaced in wallets JUST 10 minutes after the start time.

I have similar apprehensions about tonight's scheduled haircut.

The "just missed it" problem is bad enough for things like movies, which are optional, but the necessity missings are far worse. Watching a bus or train pull away as you run awkwardly to reach it, for example. Or rushing through the airport like some lame "Home Alone" sequel only to arrive at the gate panting, clammy, and not legally able to board.

Then there's when friends (or radio stations) are giving away freebies, the times you're in line at the coffee shop and see the last sample-bite of cookie or cake eaten in front of your very eyes, the trips to the diamond store when you just miss their promotional jewelry giveaways.

Okay, that last one might be wishful thinking, but the point remains: I would hate to "just miss" it.

-Posted by Jilly

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