The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, July 9, 2010

DEBATE TEAM: Are these things worse than puberty?

1.) Searching the free craigslist ads for necessary furniture.

2.) Searching craigslist ads for anything.

3.) When your friends on facebook post ads looking for babysitters for their kids and offering to pay double what you currently earn to spend a week with them in the Hamptons. I mean, is this what life has come to?

4.) Seriously considering quitting your job and becoming a professional nanny because you know they have more earning potential than you currently do.

5.) Having to think about things like your earning potential because you are now a responsible adult and not married to an sick but generous, old, rich man.
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