The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Thursday, July 15, 2010

SCIENCE: Ear Infections are Worse than Puberty

Yes, I have one. Actually, two, but one that hurts a lot more than the other.

Yes, I'm 25 years old.

Somehow, though, the infections refuse to acknowledge this fact, refuse to see that at some point, they're supposed to move on to younger, even smaller ear passages, to temporarily deafen smaller, more impressionable young ears.

Sigh. The only abnormally small thing on my Amazonian body and it's a.) not visible to normal people b.) only could for causing me pain.

-Posted by Jilly
at 9:26 AM
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