1.) Organizing your daily schedule around talk shows regardless if they are repeats.
2.) When you are greasy, zitty and pajama-y and you have to answer the door in the middle of the day for the Fed-Ex guy and you realize what an unproductive loser you must look like to him.
3.) Thinking it's okay to eat an entire package of brownies because they are sold at Whole Foods and Whole Foods seems synonymous with healthy.
4.) Dealing with high schoolers. Have you done this recently? It's absurd!
5.) Researching to going rate people are willing to pay you to harvest your eggs just in case it comes to that.
7.) Competitive eating.
8.) When people wearing way-too-tight jeans wear belts with them - really? You need that belt?
9.) Global warming.
10.) People with really, really dirty hands.
- Posted by Karla and Jilly.
11) Checking a blog three days in a row and seeing no updated entries is worse than puberty.
ReplyDeleteBlogs can't be updated on the weekends. I think I read that somewhere in the Official Internet Regulations Handbook.
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