The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Friday, May 15, 2009

DEBATE TEAM: ARE THESE THINGS WORSE THAN PUBERTY?

1.) Organizing your daily schedule around talk shows regardless if they are repeats.


2.) When you are greasy, zitty and pajama-y and you have to answer the door in the middle of the day for the Fed-Ex guy and you realize what an unproductive loser you must look like to him.


3.) Thinking it's okay to eat an entire package of brownies because they are sold at Whole Foods and Whole Foods seems synonymous with healthy.


4.) Dealing with high schoolers. Have you done this recently? It's absurd!


5.) Researching to going rate people are willing to pay you to harvest your eggs just in case it comes to that.


6.) Being really jealous of teenagers, knowing how horrible they are, because you want their youth. FEED IT TO ME


7.) Competitive eating.


8.) When people wearing way-too-tight jeans wear belts with them - really? You need that belt?


9.) Global warming.


10.) People with really, really dirty hands.


- Posted by Karla and Jilly.

2 comments:

  1. 11) Checking a blog three days in a row and seeing no updated entries is worse than puberty.

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  2. Blogs can't be updated on the weekends. I think I read that somewhere in the Official Internet Regulations Handbook.

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