1.) Deadlines as a general concept.
2.) The fact that people who go on shows like "The Bachelor" are never as classy and sophisticated as TV execs would have you believe.
3.) When everyday people go on reality shows and just cry non-stop in front of the camera.
4.) The fact that fat-free food still is loaded with calories.
5.) Getting fat because you ate a Costco-sized box of Swedish Fish in the span of a week until your jaws hurt.
6.) 'Having' internet that works just well enough to tempt you into getting nothing else done.
7.) Window-slat sunglasses.
8.) Realizing there is an impermeable layer of black filth on the bottom of your feet that the shower won't get off.
9.) Boy eyeliner.
10.) Heavily overweight women in belly shirts.
Friday, August 7, 2009
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