The Truth About This Special Time In Your Life

According to what we remember from pamphlets geared towards 6th-grade girls, puberty is regarded as one of the most awkward and scary stages in a person’s life. It’s a time of horrifying physical transformations, scary new feelings, and growing interest in activities that you are still not old enough to engage in legally. Common symptoms of puberty include: braces, frizzy hair, baby fat, having a crush on 8th grader Steve Julius, blinding body odor and lame extracurricular interests like the violin or Bedazzling.

However, if personal experience has taught us anything, it's that there are experiences in life far more awkward, scary and pathetic than puberty. Here is a list of things that are:


WORSE THAN PUBERTY

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

MATH: Turning 25 is Worse than Puberty

Birthdays are a special time, and being celebrated is never bad. Never.

But being able to say you are a "quarter-century" old is somehow tragic. Being able to use "century" in the time scale that refers to your person is scary, vaguely horrible.

Moreover, there are no more birthday achievements. At 16 you drive, 18 you smoke, 21 you drink, and 25...you rent cars without ridiculously high rates. But after this...it's all just notches on the wall.

On the plus side, it is a birthday, and that does mean presents, and you're still young enough that your metabolism hasn't completely deserted you. So I'm not going to complain at all. After this last stumble on the edge of the path that leads towards aging, though...I might get a bit grumpy.

-Posted by Jilly

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