1.) Old men who cat call you awkwardly.
2.) Old men who cat call other people awkwardly, but for some reason forget you.
3.) Looking forward to Friday night television.
4.) Working as a stripper.
5.) Knowing that strippers make many multiples more than you.
6.) Dental sensitivity.
7.) Not getting to eat at your normal scheduled time and then compensating by eating thousands of calories in one sitting because you body is in panic starvation mode thanks to postponing your meal by a couple of hours.
8.) When you are wearing a wrap dress in public and the wind blows the lower flaps of your dress open.
9.) When you realize you are not smart enough and generally lack the initiative to find out the ins and outs of major policy decisions so you watch reality TV in your free time instead.
10.) When you think that you are still on a very friendly basis with an ex and send him emails whenever you feel like it but start to slowly realize that he probably despises you and hasn't been responding to you.
Friday, August 14, 2009
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